Jokes Gus Dur - Up Train

After receiving a ban from his doctor not to travel long distances by plane , Gus Dur was then desperate to travel far by train.
 " You want to go ride trains Gus ? What do you think can get the right time to take the train? " scoffed the doctor .
" You should not underestimate , the train was really fast ! " responsible for the former president to the 4th . "The train which can match the speed of an airplane? " asked the doctor . 
" Oho .. you make no mistake . All train can be faster than a plane, 'said the man born in Jombang , East Java , September 7, 1940 . 
" You dream time . Everybody knows that the plane was clearly faster than the train , " scoffed the doctor . 
" Well , you are wrong . Indeed, today's aircraft faster . , But that's because the new trains could crawl. Try later if the train can stand and can run . Wuiih .. definitely going to be much faster than a plane, " said Gus Dur , wry faces greeted the doctor .

Source: Okezone.com on Thursday, 07 January 2010